Post by json on Jul 5, 2009 20:37:12 GMT -5
jackson sue sales
IS EVERY CLICHE, BUT HE JUST DOES IT BEST.
@[/color][/font] (206) eight six seven five three zero nine !
got the red carpet blues,[/color][/i][/font]
I SPEAK FAST, AND I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF.
THE VOICEMAIL. THE VOICEMAIL. THE VOICEMAIL. THE VOICEMAIL.[/b][/font]
"GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO RECOR-- oh crap, it is recording. HEY! You just so happen have reached the voicemail of me. Who am I? That's for me to know and you to find out. Really, my name is Jackson Sales, and obviously, my schedule just cannot fit your phone call. So, sorry. Try back another time. Leave a voicemail. Text me. I-- FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! I AM GOING TO-- -click-"
the music or the misery,[/color][/i][/font]
YOU WANT TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY, I'M YOUR PRINCE.
THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES.[/b][/font]
*[/color] default - - - - - - - - - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.
*[/color] restricted call - - - - - - - - - - - - - - That's Not My Name, The Ting Tings.
*[/color] new text message - - - - Guilty Pleasure, Cobra Starship.
*[/color] new picture message - - - - - - - - - - - - - What's My Age Again?, Blink 182.
*[/color] new voicemail - - - - - - - - Northern Downpour, Panic at the Disco.
collecting page six lovers,[/color][/i][/font]
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MY FINGERS CROSSED.
THE DIRECTORY. THE DIRECTORY. THE DIRECTORY. THE DIRECTORY.[/b][/font]
- - - - friends[/color] there's room for two six feet under the stars 5A87A6
64A083 because life's a bitch, and so are you enemies - - - - - - - -[/color]
- lovers[/color] check yes, i'll keep tossing rocks at your window B790B9
DCA35F the view from here is better with you at my side family - -[/color]
- - - - - - - - business[/color] i'm not going to write you a love song 6DA59B
BE7CA3 in the moment, but not in the right way others - - - - - - - - -[/color]
the party king uncrowned,[/color][/i][/font]
AND MY LIFE SOON MOVED OVER TO THE FAST LANE.
THE CONTACT BOOK. THE CONTACT BOOK. THE CONTACT BOOK. - - -[/b][/font]
UPLOADING CONTACTS ... UPLOADING CONTACTS ...
oh, baby, what a match,[/color][/i][/font]
I AM HALF DOOMED AND YOU ARE SEMI SWEET, OH.
THE SPEEDDIAL. THE SPEEDDIAL. THE SPEEDDIAL. THE SPEEDDIAL.[/b][/font]
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ten.[/color][/font][/i][/b] full name. member group. ringtone, artist. - - - - - - - - -
threw caution to the wind,[/color][/i][/font]
BUT, DAMN, GIRL, I HAVE GOT SUCH A LOUSY ARM.
THE STATUS. THE STATUS. THE STATUS. THE STATUS. THE STATUS.[/b][/font]
look! one hundred and twenty three[/color] messages in the inbox.
whoa! you have one hundred and six[/color] messages in the outbox.
oh pow snap, did you see?! you have two[/color] new voice messages!
where were you? answer your phone! you have one[/color] missed call.
to change your options, you really need to press / hold pound[/color].
i'm dying to thank you all,[/color][/i][/font]
THE TIME HAS COME TO SAY GOODBYE. OH, THE END.
THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. - - - - - - - -[/b][/font]
inspired by too many to name! so, thanks to all of you. the lyrics
are by mcfly, all time low, fall out boy, and sara bareilles. sydknee
says! @ caution 2.0 is responsible for the coding. don't steal it, otherwise she will be very angry, and send you mean hate mail. hate mail sucks, so let's just credit, alright? alright, thanks for using, everyone!
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