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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 12:29:03 GMT -5
im a slave for you. i cannot hold it; i cannot control it. im a slave for you. i wont deny it; im not trying to hide it. baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me~ ;]
tag ADRIEN.
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Post by adrien on Jun 30, 2009 13:20:29 GMT -5
AH OMG. D:
not britneeeeey. nooo. i hate that song. hatehatehateit.
its too catchy.
you upset me.
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 13:36:27 GMT -5
if you want it to be wild, gotta know just who to dial baby (that's me). if you really like it hot find someone who hits the spot honey (oh yes). and if you want to get it done, babe you gotta get the one. the one who's got it goin' on. if you wanna make it last, gotta know just who to ask. babe he's gotta be the best (tonight it's me). if you want it to be good girl, get yourself a.. bad boy. ;]
that better addybby?
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Post by adrien on Jun 30, 2009 19:13:26 GMT -5
... if i awknowledge you, it'll just make it worse.
save your singing for the fangirls, benjamin.
they'll be the ones squeeing over you being a "bad boy," NOT me.
:P
so, topic change.
... uhm.
im at a loss.
YOUTHINKOFSOMETHING
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 19:21:57 GMT -5
ohplease. youknowyouwantmyass. justadmitit. ;P
I THINK.... i've been in this bus for way to long. you should go with me somewhere. yes? yes.
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Post by adrien on Jun 30, 2009 19:27:12 GMT -5
pfft. keep telling yourself that, nelkin.
not EVERYBODY adores your ass, mmkay?
... a lot of people, but not EVERYBODY.
oh, god. this could end badly if i agree to go.
where did you have in mind?
ifyousayagaybariwillkillyou.
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 19:44:14 GMT -5
you're just in denial. i understand. you just want to keep it secret. don't worry. you're secret's safe with me~
the only way this will end badly is if it was my birthday. which it's not. almost. though. do you know what you're getting me yet, addy? huhhuhuh?
you'retooprettyforagaybar.you'dgetraped
..but then i could play the hero for once. so.. LET'S GO.
don'tkillemeyoutechincallysuggestedit.
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Post by adrien on Jun 30, 2009 19:58:24 GMT -5
hey ben.
guess what?
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
:|
i have no secrets, okay?
im clean. totally.
... anyway.
oh, god. now its offically decided. i am going NOWHERE with you on your birthday. hell might ensue. or a really awkward lapdance, or something equally as embarrassing.
i am staying locked in the tour bus hiding under my blanket in my bunk. and im going to, like, handcuff myself to the bed so you cant drag me out.
what if i told you im not getting you ANYTHING for your birthday, huh?
how would you feel then?
rape is impolite, ben. please do not reference it in our conversations. jeez.
and how come your little "fantasies" alway seem to involve me getting hurt badly/sexually harrassed/killed? did you notice that? because i have. and dnw it. its upsetting.
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and, dont kid yourself. you'd get killed in a split second if you tried to save me. seriously. it wouldnt even be funny.
isuggestednosuchthing.
isimplyassumeditwasonYOURmindandvoicedit.
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 20:12:39 GMT -5
but you still love me. =D
that, you cannot deny. if you do, i'm never talking to you again. and you'd be a lonely, lonely man, ross.
pft. yeah, right.
it wouldn't me awkward, or embarrassing. you know it.
...are you sure you'd want to handcuff yourself to the bed?
shouldimentioni'mgoodatpickinglocks?
i think i'd cry. and then follow you around and be a hurt puppy until you got me something. that's what i think.
what? i was just telling the truth. you would be.
and not all of them. and you hardly ever get killed. mostly just sexually harassed. but you usually enjoy it. so it's not technically harassment.
fine. i see how it is. see if i ever try to be nice for once.
no,iwasgoingtosuggestseeingamovie.
butnowyougotmewantingotgothere.
sowe'regoing...onceiputpantson.
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Post by adrien on Jun 30, 2009 21:07:42 GMT -5
as much as i hate to admit it, i do love you.
a lot, a lot.
<3
i wouldn't be lonely! D:
i have other friends besides you.
... like my dog.
omg, im pathetic. DD:
speaking of which, i wonder how my hobo's doing. i miss her. i wonder if she's okay without her daddy.
ben, have you ever SEEN me in a sexual experience? im so awkward. id probably push the person giving me a lapdance OFF.
ew youre good at picking locks? you creeper.
so, at 2am, i know now that the noises aren't my imagnation--it's you stalking around!
oh, we can't have mr. nelkin acting like a hurt puppy. thatd be just TOO sad. ):
...so i'll get you a puppy. for your bday.
hows that?
... so let me get this straight? in your fantasies, i get sexually harrassed and i ENJOY it?
nice ben. real nice.
oh, get over it. you'd save me if i was in trouble. you know you would. YOU love ME too much.
you're not wearing pants?
omg, you're failing all over the place tonight, ben. all over the place.
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 21:35:37 GMT -5
 you wouldn't be able to stand your life without me. you know it. it would be all boring and lonesome. and no, your dog doesn't count as a friend. especially when she's not with you.
speaking of your dog, you should have brought her. then...
her and bogart would have had play dates all the time.
no, i wouldn't. 'cause unlike what your imagination may that thought, i have not been in one with you.
you'd be a bad client, ross, don't you know the first rule of lapdances?
notouching. we could always strap you down though.
noo. it's not me. you're not interesting enough to stalk. i tried that once. youdidn'tcatchmyattention.
and we're ignoring my lack of an attention span.
no we can't.
but i already got a puppy. i think he might get a bit jealous, don't cha think?
yes. you getting raped in a gay bar is a compliment. did you not hear the "you're too pretty" part of that. well.. read.
but it's not technically harassment. i'd go into detail. but i think i'd rather not.
nope. i won't. i'll just sit there and watch it all. and then just strand you.
though.. you might bitch at me for not helping you. but it'll be all your fault ross. all your fault.
how am i failing? you know my dislike for clothes.
just be thankful that i don't have to get fully dressed.
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Post by adrien on Jun 30, 2009 22:26:01 GMT -5
oh, the idea of a life without you is heartbreaking, mr. nelkin.
whatever would i do?
i really don't think the rest of the band would appreciate TWO dogs on one bus. seriously, ben. use your head.
i suppose its good we've never been in a sexual experience together, though. that would just make our friendship awkard. and i dont want that.
lovely. getting strapped down for a lapdance. just what i've always wanted.
dude, if that happened, you'd take a million and five hundred pics and they'd be all over twitter the next day.
ihateyou.
ouch. im insulted. im not interesting enough for you to stalk me. ):
im TOTALLY missing out.
oh, come on. you can have more than one puppy.
more hyperness to combat your own and occupy your ridiculous attention span. :P
aw you think im pretty. how sweet<3
nah, ill skip out on the details of your fantasies of me getting sexually-harrassed-only-not-really.
(does that make sense? no, it does not)
i think it would depress you to see your best friend get raped by a bunch of dudes at a gay bar.
i really, really think it would.
once again.
ihateyoubennelkin.
just tell me when you're done GETTING DRESSED.
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jun 30, 2009 22:45:56 GMT -5
either lose your mind. or regain sanity. one of the two.
pft. they can deal with it. i mean, they can deal with me can't they?
awkward friendships are no fun. believe me. i'm the king of them. :/ somehow.
ohbby, you'd enjoy it.iknowiwould and i wouldn't take pictures. justvideo. and post it on youtube.
and you do not hate meee.
yes. true. but didn't you alreayd say that the band wouldn't appreciate two puppies? way to go completely against yourself. or something. like.. denying bogart hobo time.
(yes it does. it's call you... just being sexual. ;])
..it might. and dont' forget a few lesbians. they might mistake you for a girl... that would just be funny, tbh.
quitlyingross,youloveme.
OK I WILL. I CANT' FIND MY PANTS THOUGH.
....
ohwait.nevermind.
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Post by adrien on Jul 1, 2009 15:19:57 GMT -5
haha, ohhh benjamin. there are no words to describe you, i swear.
funny how we're both pretty awkward. and yet, we're like. idk. epically close. or something.
WE'RE AWKWARD TOGETHER.
yay us.
(lol fail)
eh, i'd just hack into your youtube account and delete the vids. because i know every password you've ever had. because im awesome and/or creepy (take your pick) like that.
what if hobo hates bogart?
hmm?
what THEN?
i do not appreciate that lesbian comment, ben. i truly do not.
my girliness is...something i cannot help, okay? e.e blame genetics.
yeah, yeah. love, shmuve.
:P you take so long to get ready. you fail.
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Post by benjamin raine nelkin on Jul 1, 2009 15:47:47 GMT -5
because i'm awesomely amazing like that. yes. i believe.
well.. we're cool kids. and our awkwardness just cancel out when we're together? (idefk)
youdonot. i'll change it to something you'll never guess after i upload it. though..imightforgetitafter.
shedoesnot.
sheloveshim. andhelovesher.
endofstory.
i'm sorry. i'd still laugh though.
but i like your girlishness?
I take too long to get ready?
at least i don't spend a million hours in front of the mirror drawing on my face.
andi'mdressednow.happy?
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